You're not a real American/Canadian/Aussie/Brit ( your nationality) until?

You ain't American until you've smoked weed, smoked crack, sold crack, driven drunk, thrown up from drinking too much, been shot/shot someone/seen someone get shot, been arrested, gotten fat from eating at McDonalds all the time, gotten a girl pregnant/gotten pregnant at 16, spent more than $100,000 for a useless college degree, been in debt your whole life; dreamed of owning a house, gotten a mortgage, worked three jobs to keep up with the monthly payments, then realized you're paying more than twice the price you bought the house for, then wondered why you're poor and have no money to send your kids to college, taken out loans for that, gotten practically buried in debt, then blamed the politicians for you problems.